Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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