Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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