if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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