It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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