There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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