found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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