i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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