make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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