More tranny stories later!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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