drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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