I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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