I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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