so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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