well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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