windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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