I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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