so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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