I love black thongs
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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