I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
