There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
vagina is talking i cant
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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