My sheets look like a crime scene.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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