I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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