oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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