woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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