Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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