O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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