its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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