i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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