i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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