Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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