I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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