My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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