i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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