its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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