I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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