We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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