I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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