I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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