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• (602): View more from Arizona

  but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  well you can't waste a boner

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is

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• (310): View more from California

  A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  make it buy you a drink first

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Everclear isn't food dammit

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..

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