Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low