windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.