Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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