I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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