Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Everclear isn't food dammit
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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