Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm sobbing to NWA
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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