Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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