I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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