we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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