She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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