Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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