I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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