I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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