Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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