would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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