I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Your dad touched me again.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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