I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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