i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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