i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
no you cant smoke seaweed
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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